imagine early on a saturday morning, you &am…

imagine early on a saturday morning, you & tom visit the shops after having a lovely breakfast. suddenly, believing you two are alone in that particular section of the market, he lets a loud fart rip & shouts, “huevos rancheros!” laughing maniacally he runs away, leaving you to deal with the aftermath of nearby startled patrons & the lingering horrendous stench.

via @ladytron2000